It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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