My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was not drunk enough for that final.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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