just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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