i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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