how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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