u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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