so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
