At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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