Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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