Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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