I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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