so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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