sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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