your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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