I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Randomize
