you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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