So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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