Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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