you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't turn off my feet"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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