i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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