What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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