check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?