The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Found your dick twin last night
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with