We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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