I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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