She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it's like iHOP with fire
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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