i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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