if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
