Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think people are normalizing furries
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