i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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