I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Walk of Shame today included voting.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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