I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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