do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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