When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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