First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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