I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You pole danced in your parka.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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