susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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