Apparently you make a good broom.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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