haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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