i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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