i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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