So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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