You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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