Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize