Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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