Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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