Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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