dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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