Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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