I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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