she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
we're so committed to being not committed
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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