I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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