Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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